Happy Five Months, my one true love.
w-h-i-t:
Severus is perfect, wonderful, incredible… above and beyond anything I could have ever dreamed or asked for.
I count each day as a treasured blessing.
There are no words to express my love.
Five months of marriage has whisked by beautifully and I look forward to the rest of eternity with him.
Well… I never thought I would see the day but looking back on it is nothing but soothing.
Thank you, Whitney, for loving and saving me every day.
And forever.
Im sorry by the way, I didn't mean it like that. I meant it as in you said you clench your teeth often now due to Umbridge,,, And that isn't good for them. So chewing gum will stop them rubbing together and chipping :) I'm sure you have lovely teeth :D
There is no need to be sorry, I did not take offence. I clench my fists when my teeth get tired of it.
Does legilimency only work on other magical folk, or can you invade muggle minds too?
Legilimency works on any mind unable to use Occlumency.
PS. Try chewing gum. It'll prevent damage to your teeth *offers gum*
No, thank you. My teeth and I are perfectly healthy.
Don't act so shocked! It was just an offer.... And she's a bitch anyway *pardon the french*
I am not allowed to think like that but… I do appreciate the offer.

oh yeah. forgot about that. Ministry and such. how many rules has Umbridge come up with so far?
A few dozens… I clench my teeth more every day.
Oh god, be strong! And if you want to murder her. Or just send her to mars or something, then I'll provide you with an alibi
quick question about transfiguration: what stops you/anybody else from transfiguring umbridge into a stone and throwing it into the lake?
Something called Wizard Law.
Dolores Umbridge is now Headmistress.
And thus, we enter painful times at Hogwarts.
Oke Doke!! *Skips from classroom* Have a brilliant weekend if I don't see you sooner! *beams*
Very well. I shall you see again soon.
Hello again sir! Do you need any help? I took your advice yesterday and got all my ToDo list done today so I actually have some free time! P.S. sorry about the message yesterday. It was meant to be like *she* wanted, but I got my words jumbled up. Nice to know that you two are doing well though! Everyone deserves happiness, even if they don't act like they want it! So, do you need help?
Thank you very much. I’m afraid I do not need any help but I will keep your offer in mind.
well hello again :) :) how are you and whitney doing? Did you change her into a table like you asked? I think that's what she asked for!)
I didn’t ask for her to be changed into a table… She wanted to be a desk. She does come up with a lot of nonsense. We are doing fine.
One last thing before I disappear for an hour of being lost in junk, Why do people think you are so horrible? You seem quite decent to me, and I highly doubt you are giving me special treatment... Anywho, see you in an hour or so!
I am aware that I am not the nicest person but I am decent and polite to those who deserve it.
So you will or wont be annoyed if I return later (after I am finished) to talk? It would be rather nice to talk to someone with intellect
That depends but I do not see why you would annoy me.